today was quite boring.. woke up at 8.30 am. got ready and cabbed with mommy and Zac to his school for PTM (parent-teacher meeting). quite boring. spent 1 hour there. then after that went to suntec and ate lunch..
then got alot of hot guys at suntec! OMFG!! O: now blogging at suntec starbucks... boring like hell. i'm single... so boring.. waiting for the perfect one.. ): thought i had the perfect one 2 months ago.. ):
so sad.. )': hais... now so bored.. and GL so lame -.-" Angelica say that GL bully kaixuan(the girl he like but she don't wan go to him). then Angelica told me that Ahjess angry at him. then when i asked him... his reply was.. "i didn't bully her -.- lol~ i love her, now chatting with her." WTH.. make me SICK to my stomach only.. which pretty girl like kaixuan would fall for an ugly guy like GL??
nvm... idc... i'd rather stay single than to be stuck with an UGLY guy.. (: anw... I'M SO BORED!! now talking to Pete.. (: he say i chio.. ((: HAHA.. feel so touched.. been a long time since someone said i was chio OKAY?! LOL. xD
the joke for today is;
Q: what's 6-9 inches long and comes in and out of your mouth and leaves white stuff dripping out of your mouth? A: a toothbrush! xD WHAT WERE YOU PPL THINKING MAN?! DIRTY MINDED PPL! LOL xD
I Love You, 6:48 AM.
today in school so boring.. had recess.. then Jilyn loveee keep bullying me. she keep taking my wallet! then after that me and her playing, she try ing to snatch my wallet. then Tammy so extraded.. (i hate it).. she join in and then i ask her to stop then she don't wan. (damn irritating sia)
after that i ignore her lor. angry at her now. she keep irritating wei ting and izabelle baby... keep asking them to ask me whether i angry at her.. -.- than jilyn make me sit on her lap. lol.. then she say i humping her. LOL..
then after school, went to bedok inter to eat mac. then we all argue who to buy the food. lol. in the end is angelica and izabelle buy. then me and sheila secretly eat the fries and drink the coke. LOL.. xD
after that, angelica and izabelle pangseh me and sheila.. left us at the inter. they go take mrt home leh! unfair ppl! lol.. then sheila so good wait with me for my mommy. after my mommy came, she went to meet her sister. then took 33 to teacher's house for piano.. after piano, went to tampines mall to collect my jeans.. YAY! after that, ate at din tai fung. i eat until stomach so big.. LOL..
then went to tampines 1 and drank coffee with daddy.. then got alot of hot guys there. and alot of lovey dovey couples there.. i feel so jealous.. ): so loving.. )': nvm.. i'd rather be single.. waited for half an hour for Zac. then went to Bata to buy new school shoe.. yay! new things.. i love it.. daddy and mommy want me to go for a nose job.. NO KIDDING! a one day operation kinda thing... I SCARED!!
the joke for today is;
how to text sex: I wanna put my face between your (.)(.) then i wanna use my :P to lick your {} then put my 8==O into your O: then i will finish by 8==O::: on your (:
LOL! GROSS ANOT!? xD
I LOVE IZABELLE HORNY PARTNER! (:
I Love You, 7:53 AM.
today in school, so boring nothing to do.. then school ended at 11 am. so me, Tammy and Izabelle took 17 to ehub. after that, on the way there, we saw an accident. O: two taxi collided in each other.
when we got there, we walked to ehub. Izabelle kept pushing me. and then when we reached there, the bowling alley was full of students from dunno what, guang yang sec. then after they were finished, we were going to he shoe area to collect the bowling shoes, got one indian guy talk to Izabelle. he ask her what school she from. xD LOL
the shoe area smells like milk.. EW! SMELLY! almost died... lol.. then after that, Tammy and Izabelle bowled and at first they both got 0. then after a few mins, Izabelle got one strike.. OMG! lol..
we ate tom yam cup noodle.. and then walked to KFC to eat cheese fries. then walked to pasir ris park and sat at he big pond and played some songs. Tammy and Izabelle danced to the song. VERY FUNNY xD then Tammy had to go home. so me and Izabelle cabbed to eastpoint and went to the pet shop. OMG the pet shop selling star fish! EWW!!! we saw some cute puppies and Izabelle was making funny faces to the puppies. she trying to scare them.. xD HAHA
the joke for today is;
a boy came home one day and told his father that he had sex for the first time. his father was happy for his son, and thought that his son was growing up. so he brought his son to the bar and announced to everyone that his son had sex. then his son said, "i'll have sex again once my ass stop bleeding!" HAHA xD
I Love You, 5:23 AM.
today half of the day did nothing. then at 3, family got ready and me and daddy arfued about where to go. then decided to go o ikea. so went to courts and eat dinner. i ate baked beef lasagna. alot of cheese. xP then after that walked to ikea to look at furnitures.
walked around. so boring. then Don and David say they at courts. then after that when daddy and mommy choosing what things to buy then i think i saw Don.. actually it was really him.. he lie to me it wasn't him.. ass..
then after that went to courts to buy ice cream then went home.. The David called me.. Then Don also called me... then Don said he saw me.. and he say i very pretty... wth.. lol. now at home doing nothing1 OMG.. so boring!
the joke for today is;
there is a business man who has a very horny wife. one day, he had to leave for a trip for a week and was afraid she would cheat on him. so he went to a sex shop to get some toys. the man browsed and an old chinese man appeared, the business man explained his situation to the old man, the old man pulled out an old box with ancient writing out. opened it, and said,' voo doo dick the door', the voo doo dick raised and fucked the door violently, then he said,' voo doo dick the box' and it came back, 'i'll take it' the business man said and left. he told his wife what to do and left. the next morning, the wife was feeling very horny, so she said,' voo doo dick my pussy' and it was the best sex she have ever had. after a few hours, she realized that the husband forgot to tell her how to take it out. so she tried to pull it out and it couldn't come out. she panicked and drove to the hospital. when she was having an orgasm, she was driving crazily. she was stopped by a policeman and the policeman asked her why she was driving very crazily, she said she needed to go to the hospital because she had a voo doo dock in her. the policeman didn't believe her and said,' voo doo dick my ass!' HAHA! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!? xD
I Love You, 6:48 AM.
today woke up at 9 am. then ate breakfast and took my medicine. after that watched a documentary about cats. then ate lunch, took medicine again. then got ready for piano after that went to piano teacher's house. saw a gril before me playing violin. the music was damn nice!
I THINK I WANT TO LEARN VIOLIN!
after piano walked all the way to opposite the eunos mrt station to take a cab. then went home a ate dinner. now watching a japanese movie about a girl and a dog. gonna be damn sad. get my tissue ready first. LOL xD
the joke for today is;
the teacher ask timmy 'why is your cat at school today?' timmy cried and replied, 'because i heard my daddy say to my mommy, "i'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave." ' LOL xD
I Love You, 5:05 AM.
today was... boring.. stayed at home, ate mac for breakfast. and then took my medicine. after that, went to bathe and waited for Zac to come home. after that went for tuition..
after tuition went to Diva and finally bought my butterfly mood necklace! LOL..
sorry ppl! nothing much to blog for today! boring at home. so... nothing to blog about..
the joke for today is;
a parrot took a viagra pill and his owner was disgusted and put the parrot in the freezer to cool down, when he opened the freezer, he found the parrot sweating. 'why are you sweaty all over?' he asked. the parrot replied angrily, 'do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?!'
p.s: viagra pill is a pill that helps you better in bed i think.. check in google. xP
I Love You, 7:03 AM.
today went to school early. quite lonely cos nobody come to school yet. after assembly, went to check lit scripts and then went for 10 mins recess, then assembled at the festival court. went to YOG centre. quite nice leh that place. took video of Izabelle and Zuer playing ping pong. Damn funny! xD
after that, went to the foyer of YOG centre and Jilyn (loveee) bullied me! and Izabelle took pictures of me getting bullied. xD so embarrassing... after that, boarded the bus and went back to school. had 45 mins of lunch and assembled near the bookshop. then boarded the bus to go to Victoria Theatre to watch hip hop. THAT PLACE DAMN NICE WOR. :x alot of hot guys there.
Then went back to school and i waited for mommy to bring me home. then i told her i not feeling well, she brought me to the doctor and then i got fever and urinal tract infection. OUCH! DAMN PAIN LEH! then need to take alot of tablets and 2 days MC. after that stayed at eastpoint until 9 then went home.
the joke for today is;
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution and pray to god that you don't multiply. FUNNY ANOT? xD
I Love You, 6:00 AM.
today in school, the whole class was damn noisy cos we were arguing what colour of the class shirt should look like. lol.. and
Jilyn (my lovee ;) ) keep shouting. and then after that
Izabelle and i made something disgusting out of purple clay. LOL xD i made a banana and a cock with 2 big balls. and Izabelle made a woman and a big hole. HAHA! then we played with the two 'sex' partners.
after that went for photo-taking. OMG! i was so unglam! i didn't smile properly! how to smile when people staring? lol... then went for recess after photo taking. i ate bee hoon. and then when i put money in the vending machine, THE STUPID MACHINE ATE MY MONEY! and when i bought my favourite dring, Jilyn took my wallet! and i followed her to take my wallet back then she say i stalking her. LOL xD then while i was drinking, Denise pressed my straw and i couldn't dring. i'm bullied.. (: then denise squeeze the straw so hard, the staw got crack! OMG! she so strong! :0
after recess went for some kind of journaling thing. boring.. then went to com lab 2 for some cyber awareness thing. the instructor was quite funny. and he talked about safe blogging and gaming addiction. didn't really concern me.
the joke of the day is;
a cat fell into a pool and a rooster laughed. moral of the story is that, a wet pussy makes a cock happy. HAHA FUNNY RIGHT?! xD
I Love You, 12:38 AM.
today in school so funny.. went to AVT to check scripts then spent the whole day there. and then i rolled a piece of papaer and kept making noises to irritate Izabelle. LOL xD damn funny. we laughed until have stomach ache. and we keep saying 'kong ka kiao'. HAHA! then after school went out with Zu'er, Angelica and Izabelle. we went to Aljunied to meet Joseph and Angelica's primary school friend. (forgot her name. :x )
then after that walked near angelica friend's house, sat under a void deck and slack. i made alot of noise. i was laughing and making sexy poses.. xP and then Izabelle and Zu'er keep taking picture of Joseph. They say Joseph is hot. i say he's average. his voice sound like got sore throat. and then angelica asked him a stupid question. she asked him whether he's horny. WTH.. obviously he will say no., cos infront of so many girls. LOL xP
and then i'm at home, so bored. doing nothing. family is at Zac's school, i think they will be back around 9 plus. I MISS JEFFREY! :x I'M SORRY OKAY! I CAN'T GET OVER HIM!! ): AND THEN IF WE WERE STILL TOGETHER, TODAY WOULD BE OUR 5TH MONTH TOGETHER.. :'(
OHYA! and the joke of the day is;
this is the kind of message you would/ would not want to send to your lover; i want to put my 8==0 into your {} and then flip you over and fuck you in your (Y) and blow up your (.)(.) ...... HAHA!!!! HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED IT, COS I HAVE!
I Love You, 4:30 AM.
today so boring,
stay at home and play with baby( my ADORABLE hamster),
and now watching WWE, RANDY ORTON ROCKS!
now listening to youtube and talking to my malaysian shuffle friend.
he's sooo HOT! OMG.. i saw his friendster, and his stead is... so ugly.
out of all the pretty girls in malaysia, he had to pick her. LOL
Nvm, anw, he can shuffle very pro! OMG.. he shuffle better than GL..
and he looks abit like jeffrey.. :X so boring, tmr got school.. don't feel like
going to school. school so boring, dunno what kind of mid-year post activities
we going to have. i bet it's boring. everything the school does is not for the students it's for advertising it and attracting people to join the school. they're sugar-coating a lie. if you're thinking if i hate my school, HELL YEA I DO!
ok.. um.. the dirty joke for today is;
An old man got on a crowded bus, no one gave up a seat to him, when the bus suddenly stop, he fell on the floor, a small boy saw and told him, ' old man, if u had put a rubber at the end if that cane, this wouldn't have happened'. the old man replied angrily, ' if your dad had took that advice, i would be seating on your seat!' LOL!! xP FUNNY ANOT?!
I Love You, 3:30 AM.
woke up at 8 am, then used the internet, boring.. mommy called daddy and ask whether wan to go to Orchard. then i didn't feel like going, but daddy force me, so no choice, must go... then we missed one 69, waited for 5 mins for it.. then when we got off 69, we missed 518..
WAITED FOR 10 FREAKIN' MINS FOR IT AND THE WEATHER SO HOT! then when it finally came, daddy fell asleep and i listened to song. when we reached Tangs, we walked to the island cafe. then mommy and Zac ate alr so they were talking. then me and daddy ate. i ate my favourite,
Indonesian Fried Rice (: daddy ate ALOT! he ate laksa and duck soup, that was DELICIOUS!
after lunch, went to look at some shoes, so ugly, so didn't buy anything. after that, we went to suntec, i saw a shop called ADULT WORLD.. xD then we went to suntec and checked out some clothes. And then we sat at Starbucks and than i read some adult jokes from daddy''s phone. THERE WAS THIS REALLY DAMN FUNNY ONE!
Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: If we don't get support, ppl would think we're nuts!
then went to Marina to buy my skinny cut jeans :D then went to john little, tried on all the shades, yucks, none suit me. after that looked at some wallets, all look like auntie wallets. then ate dinner at 'Bao Today'. saw alot of malay guys. they keep staring at me. my mommy say cos i look like malay. lol.
after dinner walked around until 11. then went home. boring boring day.... (:
I Love You, 2:28 AM.
Went out at 10.30 am to take taxi and meet Izabelle downstairs her house. then we walked past the Eunos MRT station and take taxi from the main road. then cabbed to
Chai Na's house. and from there took another taxi to Marina. the trip there was horrible, the taxi smelled like fart. and Izabelle closed her nose for half of the journey. LOL xD
When we reached suntec, we walked to Eng Wah cinema to check the price of the tickets then walked to Marina square and ate lunch there. we ordered the beef bowl student meal then me and Izabelle ended up throwing away all the vegetables. LOL. wasteful ppl right? and then Chai Na ate the pinapple very disgusting. She made noises. and then we laughed very loud in Yoshinoya.
Then after that, we walked around in Marina. We were looking for the stupid cinema in Marina. And we lost our way. then after that we walked on the over-head bridge to suntec and then the door was almost closing then Chai Na wanted to run through but then her bag dropped off.. HAH! xD So clumsy..
Then the time was like 3.30. so we didn't watch movie and we played arcade. then i played time crisis with Chai Na then she dunno how to play then she was making alot of noise. then when we played the basketball, the ball bounced out and hit Izabelle's head. HAHA!! xD Then Chai Na threw the ball and her ring flew off her finger. so fun, so fun... after that, we went to Toys R us and Izabelle played with the baby doll and a pram. After that, we went to Marina to play arcade. Then Izabelle and Chai Na played the jurasic park game, they keep screaming cos the dinosaurs keep jumping at them.
Then we played racing and then i saw two members from T.H.A . I was abit shocked. Lol. They two stared at me then i stare back at them. I was abit sad. Cos they reminded me of Guo Liang. ): Sad sad story... ): then when i was messaging, Chai Na dragged me and i hit the wall.. lol.. after that, angelica called Izabelle then she told us to meet her at plaza sing and then when we went there, she actually can't go out.. -.- waste time go there.. then we took the train back to city hall and then Chai Na took the spoiled ear piece from Izabelle then she said 'the thing so small, my hole so big', then Me and Izabelle laugh and the she say i think dirty.. HAH! we had to skip two trains cos so crowded. then when the third train came, we finally can go in. then a group of guys standing behind Chai Na. And Chai Na laugh to herself suddenly. So scary and funny. xD
Then when Izabelle and Chai Na reached Eunos, they went off and i was in the train alone. So i went home and then drop off my bag and went to meet Audris at Ikea. that was like.. At 6 pm. Then we walked to Courts and i ate my dinner while Audris took photos of me. And we ate cotton candy and took pictures in a baby room section.
And then we alked around, so boring. we were talking about random things. And we were talking about her brother, and then at 8, we sat at Courts cafe and talked about my exs. And then we walked to Ikea cos Zac wanted to buy a drink. Then we sat at the Taxi stand and then Audris's parents sent Zac and i home. YESTERDAY WAS SO FUN! i went home at 9.30 pm..
I Love You, 9:21 AM.