Saturday, May 23, 2009
today half of the day did nothing. then at 3, family got ready and me and daddy arfued about where to go. then decided to go o ikea. so went to courts and eat dinner. i ate baked beef lasagna. alot of cheese. xP then after that walked to ikea to look at furnitures.
walked around. so boring. then Don and David say they at courts. then after that when daddy and mommy choosing what things to buy then i think i saw Don.. actually it was really him.. he lie to me it wasn't him.. ass..
then after that went to courts to buy ice cream then went home.. The David called me.. Then Don also called me... then Don said he saw me.. and he say i very pretty... wth.. lol. now at home doing nothing1 OMG.. so boring!
the joke for today is;
there is a business man who has a very horny wife. one day, he had to leave for a trip for a week and was afraid she would cheat on him. so he went to a sex shop to get some toys. the man browsed and an old chinese man appeared, the business man explained his situation to the old man, the old man pulled out an old box with ancient writing out. opened it, and said,' voo doo dick the door', the voo doo dick raised and fucked the door violently, then he said,' voo doo dick the box' and it came back, 'i'll take it' the business man said and left. he told his wife what to do and left. the next morning, the wife was feeling very horny, so she said,' voo doo dick my pussy' and it was the best sex she have ever had. after a few hours, she realized that the husband forgot to tell her how to take it out. so she tried to pull it out and it couldn't come out. she panicked and drove to the hospital. when she was having an orgasm, she was driving crazily. she was stopped by a policeman and the policeman asked her why she was driving very crazily, she said she needed to go to the hospital because she had a voo doo dock in her. the policeman didn't believe her and said,' voo doo dick my ass!' HAHA! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!? xD
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