Tuesday, June 30, 2009

just got back home.. so tired.. in sch had maths, boring. hist, more boring. and PE.. tiring.. lol.. then in sch kept smsing Alvin ^^

during class, sat with chai na. HAHA! we both kept talking dirty to each other.. HAHA!! xD

here's an unsolved equation.. GIRL MEETS BOY. GIRL LIKES BOY. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER HE LIKES HER BACK. ANOTHER GIRL LIKES HIM. DOUBT THAT HE'LL WAN TO BE WITH HER. GIRL IS SAD. BOY MEANS EVERYTHING TO THE GIRL. GIRL IS WAITING PATIENTLY FOR A BOY AND HOPES IT IS THE BOY SHE LIKES.

I Love You, 12:21 AM.

Monday, June 29, 2009

I LOVE ALVIN LOADS!!

i think i'm crazy over you

I Love You, 3:43 AM.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

just got back from ikea... so tired... in the morning woke up at 9 am got ready to go to bedok to dye hair. then that took 3 hours to finish... while doing that, i was talking to Alvin.. LOL.. we were talking and joking around... ^-^

then after that, went home and waited for the family to get ready to go to ikea. then at ikea, talked to Alvin and Angelica nu'er.. lol.. after that, at the storage area, the floor so slippery, i did the power slide and now i think my knees are bruised. O:

then talked to Tamin and Alvin... then at 10 .05 left Giants and went home. now talking to Tamin and Alvin.. and poor Alvin's elbow is injured cos of taekwondo lesson.. poor thing.. he says he can't move it...

no jokes for today.. sorry...

I LOVE ALVIN!! I LOVE TAMIN!! I LOVE ANGELICA NU'ER!! I LOVE IZABELLE LOVEEE!! I LOVE JILYN LOVEE!! (:

I Love You, 7:06 AM.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

hi ppl... now so bored... um.. now talking to Tamin and Alvin (chipmunk).. ^^ um... Tamin is being an "open-minded" guy and thinking open-minded things... and he asked me to go out with him tmr to watch movie.. ^_^ but i dunno whether i can anot.. V_V cos my parents won't allow and i dying my hair tmr some more...

anyway... in the afternoon, talked to Nawaz and Tamin and Alvin... and then me and Alvin talked until happy.. then i told him i don't celebrate my birthday.. then he promised me that he will celebrate it with me next year!! i'm looking forward to that Alvin!! ^-^

sorry... today don't have any dirty jokes.. too lazy to find..

I LOVE TAMIN! I LOVE ALVIN!!! I LOVE NAWAZ! THANKS FOR KEEPING ME COMPANY! ^_^V

I Love You, 7:12 AM.

Friday, June 26, 2009

hi ppl... now so boring.. talking to Shafiq and Nawaz.. ^^ um... in the afternoon talked to Tamin, Shafiq and Nawaz.. they kept me company cos i was damn bored. then after that watched the land of the lost. IT WAS DAMN HILARIOUS! there was some dirty jokes that needed to be watched over to understand.

the joke for today is;

three guys were in bed, when they woke up the next morning, the on who slept on the right said, " i had a dream that someone was wanking me off and it was the best." "that's strange," said the man who slept on the left, " i had the very same dream." "you lucky guys," said the man who slept in the middle, " i only dreamt i was skiing last night."

I LOVE JILYN LOVEE! I LOVE IZABELLE LOVEEE!! I LOVE NAWAZ, SHAFIQ, SYLVESTER AND TAMIN!!! ;D

I Love You, 4:45 AM.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

i can't wait for sch to reopen. holiday so boring... on tues, went to watch transformers then at 10 pm plus went to starbucks to kill time. then i was msn-ing cai.. (jun cai)

then around 11 plus left starbucks and walked to the cinema. then bought drinks and before showing the tickets to the guy, saw denise and her brother. they were watching the same movie as me. (:

then i sat all the way in the back row, denise and her family sat all the way in the front row. and then OMG. TRANSFORMERS IS DAMN FUNNY! got some kiising parts also.. lol

then yesterday too lazy to post anything only jokes. today... thinking of cycling to pasir ris park again. then can't wait for next friday cos i'm going to meet Nawaz and Derrick. ^^ (for derrick, it's gonna be the last time i'm going to see him again.)

Hong Ming is in camp. ): can't talk to him.. but still got sylvester, shafiq and Nawaz to talk to . (: funny bunch of ppl...

I LOVE IZABELLE LOVEEE! I LOVE ANGELICA NUER! I LOVE DENISE BESTIE! I LOVE NAWAZ, SHAFIQ, SLYVESTER AND HONG MING (MR. FHM) !!

I Love You, 3:31 AM.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

hello fuckas.. today don't have any posts only got plenty of dirty jokes. SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE. NOBODY ASK YOU TO COME MY BLOG AND READ. THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. AND DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN MY TAG BOX. THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID. -.-

joke no. 1: boy sees his dad having sex with his mom, dad says "we're making you a little brother." boy replies " do her doggie style, i want a puppy."

joke no. 2: after 9th baby, irish woman saw a priest and said, " i don't know why i get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." " yes," says the priest " your freaking legs."

joke no. 3: a husband comes home and tells his wife he's going to get a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. his wife asks him why he would do such an idiotic thing. " well." he says, " i like to play with my money. i like to see my money grow. and if you feel the need to blow $100, you won't have to go to the mall."

joke no. 4: Q. what kind of bees make milk? A. boobees.

joke no. 5: a young man is at a bar whaen all of a sudden an older man walks up to him and shouts, " i fucked your mom!" the young man ignores him and the old man goes away. 10 mins later the old man's back and shouts " and she likes it!" the young man still ignores him and the old man walks away. another 10 mins pass and the old man's back and shouts "your mom wants more of me!" now irritated, the young man turns around and shouts back " dad, you're drunk! go home!"

I Love You, 12:15 AM.

Monday, June 22, 2009

hi fuckers. i'm thinking of deleting my blog. still contemplating.. i have come to that idea because some FUCKERS wouldn't SHUT THIER FUCKING MOUTH AND USE MY TAG BOX LIKE IT'S THIER MSN.. AND ACT SO BIG BUT NEVER PUT THIER REAL NAME... -.- DUNNO WHAT KIND OF PPL ARE THEY.. COWARDS.

okay.. my last few jokes;

a mother was potty trainig her son and she taught him to do it in 7 easy steaps. Step 1. unzip your pants. Step 2. pull out the equipment. Step 3. pull the skin back. Step 4. do your business. Step 5. push the skin forward. Step 6. put away the equipmant. Step 7. zip up your pants. For the next few weeks she would listen and hear 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. But one day to her dismay, she heard 3,5,3,5,3,5. (go figure ppl)

Q. what's long, hard ad full of seamen? A. a submarine.

boy catches his parents having sex, mother says there were baking cake, boy says " i know, i ate the frosting off the bed."

I Love You, 6:44 PM.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

OKAY PEOPLE! i finally updated. HAPPY?!?! last friday went to clementi with denise to meet derrick and friends. and OMG. he's hot. :x then on sunday talked on the phone with him til 10.30 pm. then before hanging up he said, 'i love you' to me. ^^ so happy!! ^_^ then i say back to him. then hang up... like that only..

sorry... no joke for the day... my phone confiscated and laptop also. )': now using my mom's laptop to update for U PEOPLE! BE SAD FOR ME!

I Love You, 1:32 AM.