Wednesday, June 24, 2009
hello fuckas.. today don't have any posts only got plenty of dirty jokes. SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE. NOBODY ASK YOU TO COME MY BLOG AND READ. THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. AND DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN MY TAG BOX. THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID. -.-
joke no. 1: boy sees his dad having sex with his mom, dad says "we're making you a little brother." boy replies " do her doggie style, i want a puppy."
joke no. 2: after 9th baby, irish woman saw a priest and said, " i don't know why i get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." " yes," says the priest " your freaking legs."
joke no. 3: a husband comes home and tells his wife he's going to get a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. his wife asks him why he would do such an idiotic thing. " well." he says, " i like to play with my money. i like to see my money grow. and if you feel the need to blow $100, you won't have to go to the mall."
joke no. 4: Q. what kind of bees make milk? A. boobees.
joke no. 5: a young man is at a bar whaen all of a sudden an older man walks up to him and shouts, " i fucked your mom!" the young man ignores him and the old man goes away. 10 mins later the old man's back and shouts " and she likes it!" the young man still ignores him and the old man walks away. another 10 mins pass and the old man's back and shouts "your mom wants more of me!" now irritated, the young man turns around and shouts back " dad, you're drunk! go home!"
I Love You, 12:15 AM.
